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I wish these guys would stop trying to "holla" at...

Dec 26th

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Watch

whatevabro: darrencrississureofthis: lacarnuminflamare: kurtgleefans: blaineanders0n: slytherinstarkid: Extracted from StarkidPotter’s youtube channel from their video announcement :) All credits go to them! The best way to deal with copyright problems imo :) And if Starkid decides to sue me for putting this up, I’m going to sing this song to them :P did someone say darren...

Dec 26th

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I hope everyone had a good Christmas.

Because I sure as hell didn’t. This was pretty much the worst Christmas I’ve ever had in my life. I can’t believe I had to put up with such bullshit during my favorite time of year. -_-

Dec 26th

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Old McDonald had a farm.

E-I-E-I-O. And on his farm, he had a dog. E-I-E-I-O. With a ‘woof woof’ here and a ‘woof woof’ there. Here a ‘woof.’ There a ‘woof.’ Everywhere a ‘woof woof.’ Some of these so-called ‘men’ are just dogs on hind legs. Old McDonald was right. ‘Woof Woofs’ every damn where. LOL

Dec 22nd

Old McDonald had a farm.

E-I-E-I-O. And on his farm, he had a dog. E-I-E-I-O. With a ‘woof woof’ here and a ‘woof woof’ there. Here a ‘woof.’ There a ‘woof.’ Everywhere a ‘woof woof.’ Some of these so-called ‘men’ are just dogs on hind legs. Old McDonald was right. ‘Woof Woofs’ every damn where. LOL

Dec 22nd

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Pure Fuckery

A friend of mine just told me about a song called “She Said (Don’t Cum In Me)” I thought it was a joke, but Google proved me wrong. Not only is it an actual song, but there’s an actual music video for it. The mere fact that some coons brought this song into existence makes me die a little inside and I momentarily hate everything in universe. *sigh* And on that...

Dec 22nd

I guess I should start posting again.

I seem to have lost interest in blogging over the last few weeks. I wanna try and change that, but right now, I don’t see that happening :\

Dec 22nd

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Lady Gaga ~ Christmas Tree

Dec 13th

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Dec 8th

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Dec 8th

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Apparently Tumblr was down for over 24 hours.

I almost forgot Tumblr existed cuz I’ve been so busy writing paper after paper. But today was the last day of classes :D Too bad I’m sick :(

Dec 7th

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Dec 2nd

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Nov 30th

2,315 notes

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“Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.”

– Mark Twain (via blueeyesnblackheart)

Nov 30th

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Nov 29th

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lilnikkasaywhat: losenohope-gainnoworries: flobott: reina: iamjeremiah: imkiara: Ya’ll niggas mad ! this six year old has a potty mouth. ._. guhl bye Oh no. Btw, did she say she didnt brush her teeth cus its sunday? o_O YOU DoNe GOOFeD` TUMBLR , THE NEW` JESSIE SLAUGHTER. omg how did this get 162 notes lol LOL ! Wow…I didn’t know you weren’t...

Nov 29th

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What I witnessed at Wal-mart tonight.

[A little girl walks up to a man and stares at his feet for a few seconds.] Random Little Girl: Your socks don’t match. Random Man: Excuse me? Little Girl: Your socks don’t match. Man: And Santa Claus isn’t real, sweetie. You ain’t getting shit for Christmas! Little Girl: Man:

Nov 29th

Nov 25th

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Nov 23rd

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Nov 23rd

Good night, Tumblr.

I clearly missed something that happened on here. But I don’t have the energy or desire to figure out what it was.

Nov 22nd

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I'm visually screwed -_-

One of my contacts ripped yesterday and I wake up at this ungodly hour only to find that my glasses are broken.

Nov 21st

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Home from the movies.

Deathly Hallows was good. I was disappointed about some things they left out, but overall, it was good. Now I can concentrate on my schoolwork now that Harry Potter is temporarily out of my system. lol

Nov 21st

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“Such a beautiful place. Such a beautiful place to be with friends. Friends,...”

– Dobby (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1) (via fuckingomnomnommonster)

Nov 21st

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“I am society’s child. This is how they made me, and now I’m saying...”

– Tupac Shakur

Nov 20th

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Nov 20th

9,290 notes

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Well, all right then.

Boy: Make me sandwich.
Me: No.
Boy: You better make me a sandwich.
Me: Haha. Or what?
Boy: Or I'll tie you up.
Me: You'll tie me up?
Boy: Yep.
Me: Hmm, okay. What would come next?
Boy: You.

Nov 20th

Having Sex With My School's Janitor in 7th Grade

chicagoxnative: xomonroexo: nieciefuckyofeelings: ayofreshy: nigga-pino: embracetherager: simonefiasco: mybiggestregretever: My biggest regret ever is having sex with my school’s janitor in 7th grade. He took advantage of me. I thought he really was interested in me and was someone that would be there for me. He just used me. [Female, 14]

Nov 20th

Controversial blog post of the decade.

musicspreadslove: stickaknifeinit: repeatrepeatx: rarararyan: Read More wtf dude. Are you fucking serious? You are seriously the most stupid and retarded person I have ever met, you are dumb, really dumb. Fo real! Gah, I hate how this generation thinks it can just walk all over us! Stupid asshole. WTF seriously? I can’t believe someone would write this shit. How about you do us all...

Nov 19th

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"Holy shit. I can see."

That was the first thing I said this morning. You know your vision is bad when forget to take your contacts out before going to bed, then when you wake up, you’re caught off guard by how clear everything looks. lol Thank goodness the weekend is finally here :)

Nov 19th

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Nov 19th

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No midnight premiere for me.

And it looks like all the showings for tomorrow are sold out. Oh, well. I’ll watch Half-Blood Prince tonight, get some school work done tomorrow, and treat myself to Deathly Hallows on Saturday. :)

Nov 19th

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V-I-C-K-Y!

The sound of her name makes the little kids cry!

Nov 18th

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